I would be Boss Nova, mad vocalist and Casio harmonizer in a psychofunkabilly band called Nightmare Bear. But even sounding so ruthless, our music would be like if Devo and Reverend Horton Heat ate a buffet of Isaac Hayes. We'd wear undergarments made of goose feathers, and I would have the most kickass stage footwear, like go-go rollerskate-boots and those tennis shoes we had when we were kids that blink when you step. And I would be dating Steve Martin, Patrick Stewart, and Jeff Goldblum at the same time.
*Sigh* And I dream.
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